Friends

From now on i'll refer to my partner as Osaka, as she has the EXACT persona of Osaka from Azumanga Daioh.  Quick link for those of you not familiar with it.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayumu_Kasuga

It wasn't long before i made some new chinese friends. The first i shall dub Koala as she's rarely ever seen out of bed and gets very moody if you wake her up. She came over with Osaka from China and were housemates.  Her idea of exercise is to carry really heavy vegetables around rather than eat them.  Initially she thought of me as a stereotypical Englishman (A complete wanker), but now she thinks of me as a genuine chinese boy lol.  I did make a bad impression in the beginning though , as i took Osaka out for a meal and we had some wine.  She was smiling all evening which was normal as she always smiles anyway.  We were ready to leave and I didn't realise until she tried to stand up that she was completely pissed and unable to walk.  When i took her home i dumped her with Koala and made a sharp exit, needless to say Koala was not pleased. Also she once told me that the reason she and all her friends are on the same menstrual cycle, is because when girls become close friends this automatically happens, so they have more time to play together.(again another myth i'm unsure about)

The second is known as Panda, basically because he's cute like a panda.  He's also the waiter i mentioned previously.  He used to be the manager but that was only for one day, unfortunately for him it was the day the restaurant caught fire lol.