Tuesday 2 August 2011

First Kiss

Our second date was much better than our first.

Shave....check
Tidy Clothes...check
On Time...check
What do you do to yourself before you reck yourself....check

We went to a nice little secluded Inn up past Draethen,  it was a nice sunny day and i scored some points early as i downloaded some of her favourite music and made a CD to play in the car as we drove up.  We sat out in the beer garden and i was surprised by how much we had in common.  We were both lazy, loved chinese food, loved anime, had similar ideals and above all we were both very childish.  I Imagine anyone listening to our conversation that day probably thought we were a pair of 5 year olds.  Her jokes were that bad that they were really funny, i don't know wether it was because they were so stupid or if it was because she told them in a chinese accent but heres an example.

'A white cat falls in a pond and starts drowning, a black cat comes and rescues the white cat.  What do you think the white cat said to the black cat?'  My first thought was 'thanks for saving me'. She smiled at me and said  'Meow'.

She also showed me a magic trick where she put one arm out, then the other, rested her head between her hands and went 'one leaf......two leaf.....Flower!'  This childish banter went on for hours and in fact they had to chuck us out at closing time.  As i drove her home she spotted a pair of shoes dangling from some telephone wires, she pointed out to me that this was a sign that gay people lived in this area, i had never heard this before and to this day i'm not sure wether it's true or not (probably not).
As i pulled up by her house i noticed a nosy old lady peeping out of a nearby shop window, even when i stared back at her she continued to stare at us which was a bit unsettling.  We got out the car and walked a few yards to her house,  her frontdoor had a little archway which was out of view, so i siezed my oppurtunity like a leopard tackling a gazelle and kissed her.  Her lips tasted like strawberrys, in my mind i was thinking it was because she was so sweet but it was probably from the strawberry icecream she had for dessert.  Mine probably tasted like apples as i was drinking cider :D

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2 comments:

  1. Goshh, so mush detail lol but i find it cool thought :P

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  2. Lol, wait till i get to the part where we met you and write about all your naughty antics lol. I'm sure that'll attract a few visitors to my blog ;p X

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